Jan
01
What happens when a fly falls into a coffee cup?
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The Italian - throws the
cup and walks away in a fit of rage.
The Frenchman - takes out
the fly, and drinks the coffee.
the fly, and drinks the coffee.
The Chinese - eats the fly
and throws away the coffee.
and throws away the coffee.
The Russian - drinks the
coffee with the fly, since it was extra with no
charge.
coffee with the fly, since it was extra with no
charge.
The Israeli - sells the
coffee to the Frenchman, the fly to the Chinese, buys himself a new cup of
coffee and uses the extra money to invent a device that prevents flies
from falling into coffee.
coffee to the Frenchman, the fly to the Chinese, buys himself a new cup of
coffee and uses the extra money to invent a device that prevents flies
from falling into coffee.
The Palestinian - blames
the Israeli for the fly falling in his coffee, protests the act of aggression
to the UN, takes a loan from the European Union to buy a new cup of coffee,
uses the money to purchase explosives and then blows up the coffee house where
the Italian, the Frenchman, the Chinese, and the Russian are all trying
to explain to the Israeli that he should give away his cup of coffee to
the Palestinian.
the Israeli for the fly falling in his coffee, protests the act of aggression
to the UN, takes a loan from the European Union to buy a new cup of coffee,
uses the money to purchase explosives and then blows up the coffee house where
the Italian, the Frenchman, the Chinese, and the Russian are all trying
to explain to the Israeli that he should give away his cup of coffee to
the Palestinian.
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